That’s me, yeah.

My name’s Martin.

20/M/Texas/Protoss

I have a lot of vivid zombie apocalypse related dreams. I’ve got the mouth of a sailor and the humor of a teenager. I like to make angry sex noises when I’m playing League and I live on the internet.

This blog exists for my sole amusement and I’ll post/reblog what I enjoy.

Want more? All you need is to ask.

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What my hair length used to be, just because I get asked a lot.